B*tch About No Running Water (Song for Sochi)

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A parody of a song by Simon & Garfunkel.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 02/05/2014  Released: 02/06/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

When I’m in Sochi, at my hotel
I see rubble all over the floor
and cables are everywhere

There’s no garbage can
So I throw my trash in the toilet
but I notice that it doesn’t flush
I could bitch about no running water
and no door knobs
There's a circuit breaker in my shower (!?)
but no light bulbs

A parody of Simon & Garfunkel, "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Available on YouTube: http://youtu.be/ZjXz8rmZIl4

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  • chipster61 in Jackson, MO
    I knew him when! Way to go Jerry!
    4091 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    As heard on The Dr. Demento Show, 2/15/2014! http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd14.0215.html
    4091 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    My immediate reaction before I listened was, "oh, no, I'll have to throw away my notes on this one" but then I listened... :)
    4100 days ago.
  • bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
    The Neil Diamond Cavalcade gives way to the Simon & Garfunkel Sochipalooza. Nice.
    4100 days ago.