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So I'm trying this one again 'cause I just love the whole "Hey Grandpa" bit and the surprising smack talk by Liz about our Tony as an aging driver cracked me up.

Hey Nineteen [Steely Dan]

Now that he’s
Age Sixty-seven
In bed right after
Doing PTI
Vacation golfing
Should he be driving?
En route to Pinehurst says
“Where the hell am I?”

Hey Grandpa
Should you be driving at night
Maybe just wait until daylight
Nine stops in six hours
As you drive on down

Hey Grandpa
There's Cracker Barrel
There’s Golden Corral
That’s how you roll
That foursome’s stalling
What a great shot, mom!
He goes ballistic
Did that before he got old

Hey Grandpa
Yeah your show went on without you
Yeah you didn’t talk at all
Please do dial-in
When you golf next time