Long Tall Treinen

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A parody of a song by Little Richard - Long Tall Sally.
Recorded by cjs1989 in Hyattsville, MD
Recorded: 09/29/2015  Released: 09/29/2015  First aired: 09/30/2015

Lyrics

Gonna tell Ted Lerner ‘bout Mike Rizzo’s pen
Things got so bad it broke the heart of Drew Storen
Oh baby, Yeah-ah baby, wooo baby
Blowin’ the ballgame tonight, yeah

Well long, tall Treinen
He’ll...blow the lead,
but his sinker’s drop still dazzles FP, oh baby
Yeah-ah baby, woo-oo baby
Blowin’ the ballgame tonight

Well, I saw Drew Storen walk 6 straight Mets
He saw Papelbon comin’ just like Harper hit the deck
Oh baby
Yeah-ah-ah baby
Blowin’ the ballgame tonight, yeah

Jannsen came from Toronto and he pitched like a hoser
Why’d you use him so much Matt? Because he’s not my closer
Oh baby Yeah-ah-ah Baby o oooh-oh baby
Blowin’ the ballgame tonight, yeah

We gonna blow some saves tonight
Blow some saves tonight

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  • Connor
    Thanks for the comments everyone! Your feedback was really appreciated - amazed at what a community this is
    3494 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Welcome to TKJ Nation. Quite the debut - nice job outta you! Great in-studio reaction too!
    3494 days ago.
  • booker in Wilkes-Barre, PA
    Love this one. Really creative
    3495 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    i LOVE the contrast in tone between the music/singing and destroying baseball fans' hearts with this apocalyptically awful bullpen. i'm sure i wouldn't think it was that funny were i a Nats fan of course.
    3500 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    I've been looking for someplace to put "broke the heart of Drew Storen" and you nailed it. Great job.
    3500 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Nice and "hoser - closer" lines are very funny.
    3500 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Hilarious
    3501 days ago.
  • W&C
    Love it!
    3501 days ago.