Offshore (Roxanne)

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A parody of a song by The Police.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 01/15/2015  Released: 01/17/2015  First aired: 01/21/2015

Lyrics

Because why wouldn't we jingle about Mr. Tony's latest kvetch-the AT&T debacle.

LYRICS:
I’m Offshore!
You don't have to put up a big fight?
Just need your passcode
You don’t need to know my location tonight!

I’m Offshore!
What's with your sense of urgency?
You’ve just changed your phone plan,
Why inquire about my geography?

Offshore! You don't need to know where I am tonight!
Offshore! You don't need to know where I am tonight!

Offshore (Give me your passcode)
Offshore (Give me your passcode)
Offshore (Give me your passcode)
Offshore (Give me your passcode)
Offshore (Give me your passcode)

Off!

*A parody of "Roxanne" by The Police. Thanks also to Brad for some lyrical assistance!

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    The creativity to come up with this one just blows me away.
    3745 days ago.
  • happy_Blaise in Ellicott City, MD
    Really loved this one...also, kvetch is a funny word.
    3745 days ago.
  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Thanks for the kind words, all! This was a real fun one!
    3750 days ago.
  • Jolene in Grand Island, NE
    I rewound on the podcast to listen to it again immediately! TK loved it!
    3751 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    so well done Kj, laughing right along with the crew today
    3751 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    It is unseemly for adults to giggle so much. Ha!
    3751 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Loads of on-air love! Just great!
    3751 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Love that snarl! Such a good vocal, Kjerstin! And funny!
    3752 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Well of course I like it. Highly amusing!!
    3755 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Awesome Kj!
    3755 days ago.
  • Pete in Northern CA
    Nice! This one should be the first song aired this week.
    3755 days ago.