Don't Panic 2020

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A parody of a song by Coldplay.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 04/27/2020  Released: 05/06/2020  First aired: 05/11/2020

Lyrics

Drones working from our homes
Don’t think I could Zoom more
Clones heads down in our phones
Social skills are done for

From his attic, still delivers his rants
Tony does
Yes, he does
Like his listeners, prob’ly wearing no pants

Dow Jones sinking like stones
Can’t afford that beach house
Blown plans, ya gotta scale back Tone
There’s always the Browse About

Podcasting without wearing a pant
Is it pants?
No, it's pant
Kill that image, ‘cuz I just can’t…

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  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Love this jingle & especially these lyrics, John!
    1742 days ago.