Stolen Box O' Neckties [Tequila Sunrise]

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A parody of a song by Eagles.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 03/14/2018  Released: 03/15/2018  First aired: 03/23/2018

Lyrics

I seriously doubt CSI: Friendship Heights is going to solve this mystery....

Stolen Box O' Neckties [Tequila Sunrise]

Some clown just stole a whole box of neckties
Studio security sure came up shy, gotta find out why
The culprit’s gonna lose a hand
Tony’s gonna get medieval on this guy
Justice is nigh

Stake it out when the sun goes down
Nige’ll be the only one around
The studio’s on lock down

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  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    This is pure genius.
    2641 days ago.