Atomic Lighter

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A parody of a song by John Parr.
Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 01/29/2018  Released: 01/29/2018  First aired: 02/08/2018

Lyrics

LIGHTING UP, YOU DON'T SEE WHAT YOU HAVE MISSED AT ALL
SAW THE AD, THAT NAVY SEAL INSPIRES YOU TO CALL
ZIPPOS AND MATCHES CAN BE SUCH A PAIN
IT'S TIME YOU UP YOUR GAME WITHOUT BUTANE
PAY THE FLAME, YOU KNOW THAT THIS CALLS FOR MORE THAN ONE
MAN COME ON, HOW'D YOU LIVE WITH OUT FOR SO LONG
SURVIVES A TEN TON TRUCK, WIND AND THE POURING RAIN
HOW BOUT A BLOCK OF ICE, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
HARNESSING THE FORCE OF LIGHTNING ANYWHERE AND EVERY TIME
GOTTA HAVE THE PLASMA NEED THE ATOMIC LIGHTER
GONNA NEED A USB, ENLIST THE HELP OF MICHAEL
TIKI TORCHES BIRTHDAY CAKES MEET ATOMIC LIGHTER

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  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Such a great song choice and such a great slice of cheese! "IT'S TIME YOU UP YOUR GAME WITHOUT BUTANE" is perfect!
    2644 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Great lyrics and aweome performance! I can hear this live in June.....
    2644 days ago.