Please Beat New England

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A parody of a song by Dave Loggins.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 01/16/2018  Released: 01/16/2018  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Please upset New England in the playoffs
Yes I know it will be hard to do,
especially up there.
But I'd rather sell my first born to the gypsies
than to watch those cheating bastards winning more hardware....
Please beat the Pats, Oh Jacksonville
For the rest of your country
Tom Coughlin said
"Blake come on boy, settle down.
Eli made Tom look like a clown.
It might be cold, but we don't want NO BORTLEing!!"
Please deny that guy in the hoodie another ring...

Parody of "Please Come To Boston" by Dave Loggins
Lyrics/Vocals by JOE ARO

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  • Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
    Joe - thank you, just... thank you. Well Done !
    2656 days ago.
  • Tom Geraci
    Absolutely spectacular - one of the best ever.
    2657 days ago.