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A parody of a song by Toto.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 12/14/2017  Released: 12/14/2017  First aired: 01/22/2018

Lyrics

I never thought it would happen
With my sh*tty game
I don’t play golf well anymore

And even though it was cold out
I still shot my age
Somehow I carded a 79

79
No you didn’t hear that wrong
Oh, 79
Drained a putt 12 feet long
Oh, 79
I love you

79
Thought my 4 wood had a chance
Oh, 79
Do you know who I am?
Oh, 79
I love you

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