Lyrics

I wonder what really happened to Tony's sunglasses? Perhaps...

Lyrics:
I went to Desert Mountain, sporting my new shades.
A walking ad for Sunglass Hut down here.
Strolling along the fairway,
Enjoying the sun.

'Til I saw huge pigs,
Running around, pretending they could not see
Their tusks were as big as my head,
They must've weighed as much as me.

No Tone, they're just Javelinas!
The truth is, they will not hurt you.
I beg your pardon?
I'll take no chances.
I got home safely,
But, where are my glasses?

*A parody of Madonna's version of "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" from Evita.