Avacado

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A parody of a song by The Eagles (Desparado).
Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 10/21/2014  Released: 10/21/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

AVACADO, AW YOU AINT GETTING MUCH RIPER

TIM YOU WERE HUNGRY, AND YOUR TIMES ALMOST UP

YOU GOTTA MASH IT, AND GRAB SOME LIME AND CILANTRO

YOURE GONNA MAKE SOME GUACAMOLE, MAKE SOME GUACAMOLE

YOU BETTER MAKE SOME GUACMOLE….BEFORE IT GOES BAD…

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  • Martin Johnson
    I know you have been asking for suggestions for Liver, really it would be hard to go worry. Here are a few in no particular order. Nigel's Bad Day-Byron in PA While Gretchen Wu Gently Weeps-Judofuse Aren't you really a Republican-Dylan Beatrice-R Berg Get off my lawn-KJ Ohnstad Prop me on the counter-Sean Morrissey Chessie 1&2 Jerry in Annadale. thanks for doing this, really looking forward to it.
    3297 days ago.
  • John Welsh in Somerville, MA
    On the contrary, thought it was one of those words like "eligible" that just couldn't work in song. (Tom Waits excepted)
    3834 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Thanks gents!
    3834 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick
    I agree, John, but be honest - have you ever heard it in a song where it didn't work?
    3834 days ago.
  • John Welsh in Somerville, MA
    I seriously can't believe how well the word cilantro works in this song.
    3834 days ago.
  • John Welsh in Somerville, MA
    I can't believe someone topped me and Rich, but this might do it.
    3834 days ago.
  • jarad2112 in Washington, DC
    the "make some guacamole" line killed me!! Nice work!
    3842 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Appointment listening: Friday, 11:00 AM
    3843 days ago.

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