iPhone (Alone) - vocals by Michelle Negrelli

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A parody of a song by Heart.
A Collaboration by Jeff Holscher in Iwaizumi Japan & Michelle in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 03/14/2014  Released: 03/15/2014  First aired: 11/10/2017

Lyrics

This is a parody of "Alone" by Heart that I had recorded early this month. Michelle Negrelli did a great job recoding this jingle. From now on, I will just stick to writing lyrics and leave the signing to the professionals. My thanks go out to Michelle and Jerry Negrelli.

I hear a quackin' on my phone.
Can I use this thing to watch the Red Zone?
Wilbon said go with a Samsung.
But what the hell does he know?

It's compatible with my CTS.
But using it causes so much stress, iPhone.

Till now, I never needed a smartphone.
I've never understood new technology.
Might as well call me Fred Flinstone.
How do I use my iPhone?
How do I use my iPhone?

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  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Awesome. We need to comb the archives for more of these gems.
    3322 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    claaaaaaaaasic
    3322 days ago.
  • Jeff Holscher in Iwaizumi Japan
    Wow, a triple play comment type situation (within an hour) for a song Michelle and I did back in '14...incredible!!! Thanks! I will resubmit it and see what happens. I
    3322 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    I'm lighting torches and burnishing my pitchfork for the mob that demands this gets played
    3322 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    yep. this is awesome!
    3322 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Resubmit!!!!
    3322 days ago.
  • negrelja in Cleveland, OH
    Awesome Mich!!!
    3974 days ago.
  • g_mann_jr in Santa Fe, NM
    Better than the original.
    4056 days ago.
  • Jennifer in Winona, MN
    CRUSHING IT, Michelle!
    4060 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    See, that's why we leave it to the pros. Fantastic lyrics meet killer performance. Well done!
    4063 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Love it Michelle! Good stuff Jeff!
    4063 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    This is great, love the Flinstone line. Well crushed Michelle.
    4063 days ago.