Lyrics

Spider bite Spider bite
It’s the source of a recent fright

It’s so hot to the touch
Does it hurt? Not so much.

Who knows could be a spider bite

His sciatica
Is the cause of great pain
And this latest curse
Won’t improve his golf game

Spider bite Is that right?
I’m a doctor but not that kind

He’s amassed wealth and fame
But this kvetching is still his lane

Does he need a small operation
Might lead to amputation

Could be a spider bite!!