I CAN'T FIND IT !

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A parody of a song by Eric Clapton.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 03/28/2022  Released: 03/28/2022  First aired: 03/30/2022

Lyrics

I'm so old
So maybe it's time that I learned
I was told
go to Arlington Road or get burned

I can't find it
My Lucerne Cottage Cheese
I can't find it !!
My Coffee Ice Cream
I can't find it !!
Can someone explain Instacart?

Had a thought
Delivery occurred to my store
So I left my house
and on Saturday morning I scored!

Yes I found it!
My Lucerne Cottage Cheese
and I bought it !!
No need to drive to Bethesda 'cuz I found it!!
but I still need my coffee ice cream!!!

By Joe Aro
Parody of “I CAN’T STAND IT” by Eric Clapton

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  • Chi JD Doug
    Affirmation (and air time) baby! Well earned.
    1126 days ago.
  • Slow Hand
    Love It !!!!!
    1127 days ago.