Sign Every Soto (I'm Every Woman)

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A parody of a song by Whitney Houston.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 01/19/2022  Released: 01/26/2022  First aired: 01/26/2022

Lyrics

Sign every Soto
Onto my team.
Mario and Gregory
even Geovany.

Sign every Soto
Onto my team.
I can run the club right now.
Sign the whole family.

No more Suero
No more Suero

Sign every Soto
Onto my team.
I can run the club right now.
‘Bout one thing I’m pleased.

No more Suero
And send more Haribo
And some Albanese (fade)

*A parody of Whitney Houston's version of "I'm Every Woman"

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