Carry On, Bald Orange One

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Recorded by Claire in Witness Protection
Recorded: 10/24/2018  Released: 10/24/2018  First aired: 11/05/2018

Lyrics

Masquerading as a man with a ratchet
His charade is the ad read; did you catch it?
And when he claims to DIY, man, well...
He'd have us think he goes to Lowe's

But when he needs to get a washer and dryer
He's suddenly no more a typical buyer
He gets his representative to call
And he hears Jen Babish say:

"Carry on, bald orange one
Clean undies when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
And start naming states."

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  • Jolene
    Wonderful!!
    2414 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Awesome Claire!!!
    2414 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Brilliant! And wonderful performance Claire!!
    2425 days ago.