I Won't Spit In A Cup (Use Me)

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A parody of a song by Bill Withers.
A Collaboration by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA & Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Recorded: 10/18/2018  Released: 10/20/2018  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

It is always great to collaborate with Bill Barto. Thanks Bill!

Use Me (by Bill Withers)

My list’ners
Know that it’s their appointed duty
To keep up my liquidity
Sponsors addin’ to my treasury
Ah ha ha so buy razors
Ah-huh
And all that internet stuff
Ay-ay-ay
Before Nigel reads the news
I’m sellin’ mattresses and tools
I’ll even sell you my undies
But I won’t spit in a cup
OK, I’ll spit in a cup

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