Ndamukong Suh

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A parody of a song by Johnny Cash.
Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 10/29/2017  Released: 10/29/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

TWAS A THURSDAY NIGHT IN THE CHARM CITY
ROAMED A BIG BAD MAN WEARING 93
FOR A FOOTBALL TEAM THAT SEEMS WAS BOUND TO LOSE
NOW HE CAME TO FAME STUFFING RUNS AND SACKS
THEN FOR STOMPING QB’S ON THEIR BACKS
THE FINEABLE SUSPENDABLE NDAMUKONG SUH


YEA HE’LL KICK AND SLAM AND SPEAR AND POKE
AND MOST RECENTLY EMPLOY THE PAPLEBON CHOKE
BUT FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH HE’S DAMN FINE INTERVIEW
SO IF YOU’RE ON THE OFFENSE BEST MIND YOUR HEAD
OR IF YOU SEE HIS EYES START BLAZING RED
I SUGGEST YOU RUN LIKE HELL FROM NDAMUKONG SUH

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This is a great performance and really made me laugh.
    2726 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    THAT made me laugh. Unlike the man himself.
    2739 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Hilarious. Great work!
    2740 days ago.