Lyrics

Yelp!
I’m losing money
Yelp!
Losing so much money
Yelp!
It really isn’t funny
Yelp!

I bought a restaurant in early 2017
First thing I did was change the food and hang up some TVs
Now former regulars are spending so much time
Letting loose with bad reviews, I’m getting crushed online

Yelp! why did I ever buy this bar?
A series of dares with Maury Povich that went too far
Yelp! I think I’d settle for three stars
Littles please, please Yelp! me?

A parody of The Beatles, "Help!"