Lyrics

Ton's got a man crush
On Hank Azaria
The star of "Brockmire"
On IFC

He'd wants to broadcast
An inning of the Nats
Hope that's not the last
Of ol' FP

So much for Ian Kahn
He must be last week's news
Trading in George Washington
For the voice of Disco Stu

Ton's got a man crush