Caps Choke Again (Naturally)

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A parody of a song by Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 05/11/2016  Released: 05/11/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Naturally...

Lyrics:
IT SEEMS TO HAPPEN EVERY SPRING
THAT SAME FAMILIAR STING
WE THOUGHT THIS GUY TROTZ
WOULD HAVE THE RIGHT STUFF
TO FINALLY HELP HOIST A CUP
BUT WE KNEW ALL TO WELL
AND THE DREAM WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL
THEY’RE THE CUBS ON ICE
AND THEY’RE BEING LEAD, BY ANOTHER SHOTTENHEIMER
SVRULUGA THINKS WE’RE CURSED
STEVE SANDS DECLARES TO DEAR CARLOS
BROOKS ORPIK IF HE COMES IN STORE, PLEASE PUNCH HIM WITH A SHOVEL
ANOTHER SEASON DOWN THE DRAIN
AND HONESTLY WHAT’S WITH THIS RAIN
CAPS CHOKE AGAIN NATURALY

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    I'd love to say they choked too, but I don't think they did. but this is a great jingle, so I won't quibble.
    3305 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Even as a Cubs fan I still agree that Cubs on Ice is a great line. Beautifully done!
    3313 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    SPECTACULAR!!!!
    3317 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Agree with Steve and Jason. Cubs on ice. Classic.
    3317 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    The Cubs on ice is genius and Trotz as Schottenheimer slays. Great tone as always, and who does love a little spoken word outro?
    3318 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Thanks Jason, much appreciated. I'm a sucker for those tunes.
    3318 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Great riff on the title line, and Cubs on ice is tremendous. Agree with Brad, you have vocals for days- particularly on the 70s singer/songwriter style stuff like this and Jackson Browne.
    3318 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Ha, thanks Brad. Meant that line, with all my heart.
    3319 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Please punch him with a shovel!! One of my favorite lines, ever!! You really can sing, my man. You need a subject worthy of your talents - a non-Washington area team, perhaps (and I'm not betting on your O's, hon, after you slam my Cubs like that!!).
    3319 days ago.

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