Lyrics

I know Gene Cornish
and Dino Danelli
Felix Cavaliere
and Eddie Birgati
I know them all
because one man does a daily roll call
Anthony Irwin Kornheiser
knows every song the Rascals wrote
and every time he hears one
he names it after just one note

A parody of Gene Autry, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"